Written in the stars

Oooo dear, when I read my horoscope today, it all makes sense and indeed rather than blaming myself, I'm going to take the easy option and blame the forces of my actions on astrology

You can be very picky about what you do and who you do it with. Currently, however, you may feel a bit more impulsive than usual. You might even get annoyed with yourself for swinging into action without your usual practical self-restraint. Don't waste energy on self-judgment; just make the most of every situation.

Hmm sounds about right to me...