Sara's Ten Commandments

Beings as though it's a Sunday, I thought this list was quite apt!Hope you like it!

1. Thou shalt not go out when strapped of cash.
2. Thou shalt not drink cheap Vodka, as an alternative to Smirnoff.
3. Thou shalt not get wasted when feeling fed up and cry like a lunatic.
4. Thou shalt not eat kebabs and chips when wasted.
5. Thou shalt not try to prevent conflict amongst angry pissed up men, in one of the most dangerous cities in the UK.
6. Thou shalt not cry on the bus whilst wasted.
7. Thou shalt continue to avoid eye contact with letchy pissed up men, in dodgy bars. My heart is reserved.
8. Thou shalt not send unwanted emails, texts etc, when sober or pissed.
9. Thou shalt avoid falling into a fantasy world, especially when going to bed.
10.Thou shalt not shout at mates when they something you don't want to hear.