Things that've made me smile this week...

OK, to lighten the tone and get all silly and happy, I think I eed to do a weekly rundown of things that've made me laugh during the week..here goes

1. Watching an episode of Bagpuss, the one where Tavish Mactavish plays bagpipes really craply, whilst living in The Highlands in Scotland! I like the story and I love the little, wee Hamish's that are actually, porcupine pin cushions. I love Emily's shop and I adore Bagpuss!

2. An episode od Six Feet Under - Nate gets high on E without knowing he's taken it, very funny and brilliantly acted!

3. My mate and I in Copenhagen getting all arty and taking ridiculous photos of random stupid things!

4. My Gangsta man mate texting me, pissed and late at night - writing suggestive texts! Dream on brother, you're a mate and no more - find yaself a whore, cos I ain't givin no fucka a cheap and meaningless piece of me! Laughed my head off!

5. Getting pissed on Christiania on Jule brew and Irish Coffee, having a sweet conversation with the bar man who my mate rightly acknowledged 'He had a sweet, kind face with open and honest eyes'. I agreed.

6. Putting the Xmas tree up with my youngest son. It looks gorgeous and sparkly. I love white, clear fairy lights and I have a gorgeous white paper star lantern that I bought in Copenhagen that is just the business. I've also added fairy lights to my mini golden tree decoration in my dining room and lots of candles, candles, candles....All of this lovely cosiness made me smile and look forward to Xmas. Sparkly lights really do add warmth on these cold nights..

7. People who think they look cool in trilbys. Some do, some don't. The ones who don't make me want to pull them off their heads and say, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

8. Men who think they know about female genitalia when really, they have no idea. Sos guys, I'm not trying to make anyone feel uncomfortable here but FFS, Go do your homework!!!
9. Pretend, ungenuine, 'to be hip' Socialists. If they don't know how to treat their fellow humans with respect then they're never a real socialist. Stop PRETENDING, STOP TRYING TO BE SUMMAT YOU REALLY ARE NOT. This particualrly amuses me.

More to follow.....

Ain't the world a suprising place?

Ain't it weird how you really never know anyone 100% and this cycle of deceit, nastiness and lies becomes the norm to some people, they think you know nothing about them, they pat you on the back or act all sweet to you hiding their lies and bullshit - and indeed, they act all nice cos they feel the most utmost guilt about their actions and they worry about whether you'll be in a state because of this...Oh well, I guess being fat and needing a makeover is all the narrow minded folk of today think about...gosh and yet they think they're soooo cool and yet they're sooooo pretentiously stuck in their own ridiculous reality. I never want to be around these sort of people.....BUT, the REAL scary thing is for those blinded people, who think they know a person 100% but they know nothing, absolutely nothing..this makes me laugh somewhat.. Sorry if this sounds cryptic, it's not meant to..it's just a thought that's been amusing me somewhat...And I guess it's come about because of some rather disturbing info I was recently informed about regarding someone via an email and an accidental conversation. Dear me, if only..... No. Forget it Sara. Forget what you know.

So they call people fat,
Repulsed; a smelly, worn hat,
Many of the tyrants of today,
Fill my open heart with dismay,
The dregs of nastiness;
Soapscum with heart of callousness.
So they think they're all SO cool,
Who do they really think they fool?
Certainly not those with eyes wide open,
Who embrace others with kindness, only to be trod on
broken.
And they play the sensitive and sweet,
But they fall down lowly on their feet,
Projecting their own faults and shit,
In the face of others; Smash, hit,
Vulgar thoughts and actions,
These people need a bubble; a beware caption...